"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)
The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.
If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves
this is a pokemon
All i can say about fuck buddies to fellas is, be cautious
a girl will tell you lets have sex no strings attatched
and after the third encounter she’ll expose them hidden chakra string like
"so what are we" "what is this"
dont get yolked up out here
(Source: grandmasterbooty, via timothydelaghetto)